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[Michael Gove's] Scotch Egg

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When is a Scotch egg not a bar snack?
Find out for the price of a pack of Tesco Finest 2 Scotch Eggs.

A whole egg encased in seasoned pork sausage meat and coated with coarse breadcrumbs.

WHOLEGRAIN CRUMB Whole egg and sausage meat with a wholegrain crumb.

Pack size: 260G

Two Scotch eggs for Michael Gove.

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Scotch Egg

I feel
like a substantial meal
Scotch egg
Scotch egg

when I’m feeling hungree
Scotch egg for me
Scotch egg
Scotch egg

You couldn’t make this shit up
Michael Gove defining pub grub
On national TV
Two Scotch eggs for thee

my friend Chris went to London
he bought a Scotch egg from Harrod’s
it cost five quid
but was a very very guid
Scotch egg
Scotch egg

soft boiled egg
wrapped in sausage meat
rolled in breadcrumbs
then deep fried
without that substantial meal
I would have died
thank god for Scotch eggs
they keep me alive

meal life

I feel
like a substantial meal
Scotch egg
Scotch egg

for free school meals
give all the pupils
Scotch eggs
Scotch eggs

when the people are starving to death
it’s time to roll out
Scotch eggs
Scotch eggs

Scotch egg
Scotch egg

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released May 5, 2021
photo by Anne Laure Coxam

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